The Holy Gospel Of NWOHMB – Sunday

Posted by uncle on Sunday, April 08, 2007 comments (3)

The Holy Gospel of NWOHMB, book of The One 3:54-2

"..and as fortold, on the thrid day the false prophet raised from the dead and ascended to the whorehouse of his father, to sit next to Him and his Throne"


Samael - Baphomet's Throne

The Holy Gospel Of NWOHMB – Sabbath

Posted by rockordie on Saturday, April 07, 2007 comments (4)

The Holy Gospel of NWOHMB, book of Laziness 9:22-28
“The Lazy Lord says, ‘You, must make sure to obey me. You must not bring any loads through the gates of this city on the Sabbath day. You must set the Sabbath day apart TO ME. Just bow to me faithfully - Bow to me splendidly.’”


Morbid Angel - God Of Emptiness

The Holy Gospel Of NWOHMB - Friday

Posted by uncle on Friday, April 06, 2007 comments (3)

Holy Gospel of NWOHMB Book of Jokes 5:33-35

"Once upon the Cross" in the Jew occupied Palestine, a poor bastard, son of a carpenter, had to die, nailed to the cross, to bring to life the greatest of all jokes the man had ever seen on earth.

Holy Gospel of NWOHMB
The Great Sanhedrin Chronicles Chapter 66:6

"When you die is when the lie will be believed, Upon the cross, before the world to see"



Deicide - Once Upon the Cross

The Holy Gospel Of NWOHMB - Thursday

Posted by rockordie on Thursday, April 05, 2007 comments (7)

The Holy Gospel of NWOHMB, book of Phallus 69:13-25
"When evening came, Jesus was reclining at the table with the Twelve. And while they were eating, he said, “I tell you the truth, one of you will came to my place and play ‘hide the salami’ with me.” They were very sad that only one could follow him and began to say to him one after the other, “Can I, Lord?” Jesus replied, “The one who has already seen my ‘Holy Trinity’ will come with me. The Son of Man will go with whom it is written. But woe to that man who doesn’t go down on the Son of Man!” Then Judas, the one who would go down on him, said, “Surely I then.” Jesus answered, “Yes, it is you, sweetie."

Belphegor - Belphegor (Hell’s Ambassador)

The Holy Gospel Of NWOHMB - Wednesday

Posted by uncle on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 comments (8)

Holy Gospel of NWOHMB Book of Truth 9:20-22

....And the one False Prophet asked His disciples,"Who do you say I am?" And Peter replied, "The Christ, the Messiah of God!". Then the False Prophet strictly warned them not to tell this to anyone, saying, "The Son of Man must...be sodomized and killed and on the third day be raised to life", so that the propaganda and the poisoning of souls could begin.




Marduk - Jesus Christ Sodomized

The Holy Gospel Of NWOHMB - Tuesday

Posted by rockordie on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 comments (3)

From the book of Metal Revelations of our Holy Gospel 12:1-6
"Woe to you, Oh Land of Greece,

for the Metal Devil sends the beast with wrath,
because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the acronym of the beast
for it is a human acronym,
its acronym is N.W.O.H.M.B."

Why this falls upon us?
Have we sinned?
Have we lost the path?


The Holy Gospel of NWOHMB has the
answer, my brothers, in the book of Slayer 2:8-9
"You know it's true God hates this place
You know it's true he hates this race"

Slayer - Disciple

The Holy Gospel Of NWOHMB - Monday

Posted by uncle on Monday, April 02, 2007 comments (1)

Holy Gospel of NWOHMB Book 6:66-666 "on the 6th day of the grand feast, and as been fortold by the ancient scripts, the possessed by the lust of flesh gathered to pray to the one real God, and they opened...the seven gates(of hell)"




Venom - The Seven Gates of Hell